I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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