am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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