The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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