if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
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you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
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You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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