If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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