i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
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That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
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I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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