he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
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I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
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Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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