Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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