That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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