Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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