How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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