Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
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If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
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I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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