You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Randomize
