Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
What drink are we having for lunch?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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