I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
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He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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