Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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