I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
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The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
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Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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