Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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