dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
meet me or not, i'm out of control
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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