I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
