turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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