Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Randomize
