We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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