I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Randomize
