just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
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