How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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