we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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