Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
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did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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