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I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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