i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
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McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
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I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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