I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
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she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
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I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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