It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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