3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
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You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
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7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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