You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
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I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
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dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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