I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
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just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
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I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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