Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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