I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Randomize
