3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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