There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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