If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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