my phone cant type all the emotion im having
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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