gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
