Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
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She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
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It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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