Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Vodka?
Forever.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Randomize
