If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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