I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
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It's official drugs can't kill me
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
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It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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