Whod you bang
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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