Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
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I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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