You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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