whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
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Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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