love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
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i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
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sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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