operation have a gay friend backfired
He felt like a one man threesome
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
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there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
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Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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