Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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