I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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