As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
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I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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