Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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