honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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