Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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